so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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