I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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