Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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