well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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