if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
where am i from again
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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