You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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