So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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