I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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