Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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