if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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