Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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