No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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