am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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