I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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