no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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