She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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