I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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