Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
