He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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