Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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