Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
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