You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Operation Purity has been aborted
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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