I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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