Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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