You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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