just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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