The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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