idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He better not be in your backpack
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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