idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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