just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
