I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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