woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize