There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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