She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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