im about as happy as oj after his trial
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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