Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have fence marks all over my body
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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