I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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