PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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