Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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