Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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