Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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