My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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