she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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