Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
how drunk are you?
Several
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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