i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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