no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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