what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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