cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i think i have herpe
just one?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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