you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
