I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ketchup is God's man juice
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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