wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
vagina is talking i cant
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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