We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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