Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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