Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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