I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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