I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
are you so shy because you have an std?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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