I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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