I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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