when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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