I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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