just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Panties = found
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