See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
third nipple confirmed
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
God, I missed his penis.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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