I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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